Friday, January 2, 2015

Prison Laugh o' the Day

Conversation with a clerk about stolen library books:

Clerk: "I'm surprised THAT one's still here!"
Me: "Yeah, it seems like if they go on hold right away and stay on hold they usually stick around."
Clerk: "I bet that Abbie Hoffman book is the most stolen book in the world!"
Me: "Which one is that?"
Clerk: "Steal this Book! If you had that book, you could totally live on the street back in the 60's."
Me: "Interesting,  What's it about?"
Clerk: "How to live on the street!"

Ah, they crack me up!

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