Patron: "Yeah, who was that guy who wrote the poem?"
Me: "Hmm, can you tell me more?"
Patron: "Yeah, it goes 'Four score and seven years ago...'"
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Patron: "So, for lack of a better term, you're the Queen Librarian right?"
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Staff overheard on the radio: "I need all available responders...there is an offender with a stick........and she is swinging the stick....DO NOT GO IN THERE!"
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Patron: "You STILL don't have Muscle & Fitness yet?!?! I'm starting to atrophy!!!"
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New patron, first day at the library: "This place has so many books!!!! This is the best day of my LIFE!!!!"
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