So as a part of Money Smart Week, we had a clerk draw some money (million dollar bills, naturally) that we then copied on green paper and posted ALL over the library. When she was putting it up, Mintern overheard the following conversation between the clerk and a patron:
Patron: "What are you doing?"
Clerk: "Can't you see? I'm counterfeiting money!"
Patron: "Oh, that's cool!"
Clerk: "Yeah, I could teach you how to counterfeit if you'd ever stop doing DRUGS!"