A male officer was looking at a magazine in the library office--*reading cover* "8 little things that mess up your skin...I know one thing that will mess up your skin--bobbing for french fries!"
Visitor: "Yes, is this where I go for visiting?"
Lobby Officer: "Not with THAT cleavage!"
Lobby Officer: "Not with THAT cleavage!"
"Unit 1, we are ready for your canine program in West Dining."
"Copy, releasing the hounds."
"Copy, releasing the hounds."
Urban fiction books are wildly popular in prison:
Patron: *Looking up True to the Game* "OHMIGOSH! I can't believe yous guys have those! I love those books! Do you know what they're about? They're like, our lives--IN BOOKS!"
Patron: "Yeah, how do you spell urban?"
Me: "U-R-B-A-N" *thinks I know where this is going* "What are you looking for tonight?"
Patron: "HOOD BOOKS!!"
Cultural Diversity in the Library
* Two African American patrons discussing how to pronounce Janet Evanovich's name*
Patron 1: "I think it's JA'-nay."
Patron 2: "No, it's Jay-NET."
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