Perhaps I have been remiss in not posting this sooner, because the following tidbits are quintessential to success as a prison librarian. Follow these rules and you will never go wrong. The two things that you absolutely must remember are:
1.Don't have sex with offenders.
2. If it's wet and it's not yours, DON'T TOUCH IT
They don't need much explaining, and if you disagree with them you may not be prison librarian material. Until next time!